Puffy Is Poison pt 21
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Part dos! Back in July of last year, I made a Puffy Is Poison post. Get familiar, so I don’t have to repeat myself. Anyway, I was informed that there was a part two, so I had to get up on that.
Off Topic for a second: Isn’t he gorgeous? Haha. /OT.
After the jump, you’ll see part two of Maronzio Vance‘s Puffy rants… and then some.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3SUT-9HWgk]
Funny points:
1. You don’t get signed to Bad Boy and get dropped. You get signed to Bad Boy and then you disappear. Now, he’s not saying that everyone Puffy has signed didn’t contribute to hip hop at all (ie: Biggie, Mary J Blige, etc), but a good majority are here one minute and then they just fall off the face of the Earth. And then years later you hear an artist’s name (who was signed to Bad Boy), and you either a) don’t remember who they were or b) only remember one or two songs that they did. That’s truth for ya.
2. Puffy did Proactive commercials. Why couldn’t he hook up Craig Mack with some Proactive? “Flava In Ya Ear is cool, but, there’s no flava on the face.” Damn, I haven’t heard that song in a long, long time.
3. Puffy replied to Maronzio‘s first P.I.P. (Puffy Is Poison, for those of you who didn’t figure that out) video, talking about the bitchassness has been raised to a level orange. Hahaha, levels and alerting people. Snooooze. I also don’t like that “bitchassness” word. It’s beyond wack. It’s on shirts, in 400pt font and shit… ahhhh, terrible. That needs to be put to sleep. And speaking of words that need to go away, another one is swag. Dumb.
4. “How you outta breath when you sitting in your own house? He was running cause he just warmed up Cassie’s bottle. He had to feed Cassie. He had to change Cassie’s diaper. He had a baby monitor, listening to Cassie sleep in the other room” Okay, so I didn’t know that he was with her? Power to them, hopefully the relationship lasts… blah blah blah. But I giggled at some of what was said in those few seconds.
In regards to number 3, I went on a mission to find that Diddy response video. I wanted to see it! And I know you do too. So here it is:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOf8ADrj064]
*Blank stare. Um… what? Hahah. All I thought about was the video in Blair Witch, where homegirl was recording and breathing hard (cause she was running), and snot drippin’ from her nostril. I think that’s what he was going for? Corny, Diddy. Just corny.
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LOL i think i may heart pt. two more than pt.1 “baby monitor” hahahahaha